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The Quick Kinect Overview – Drunken Edition!

Published by in Reviews on November 29th, 2010

Ok, so what’s up with this Microsoft Kinect thingy you ask? Some of us ghouls here at Reaper Towers decided to get drunk and give it a good old test run for ya all just so we could answer that very question. There are lots of reviews out there on the individual games for Kinect but were just going to share our experience with you and let ya take from it what you will… We had a go of Kinect Sports, Dance Central and Kinectimals… yep, I said Kinectimals! It might take awhile to get through our drunken night so

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Dead Rising 2 – A soggy stump or a good meat beater?!

Published by in Reviews on October 12th, 2010

Dead Rising 2 Capcom Xbox 360 – PS3 – PC Ah yes, Vegas – the home of games, whores, gamblers and now zombies! Is there anything it doesn’t have? Dead Rising 2 is set in this wonderful dust bowl paradise city of sin and sensuality, it leads on from Dead Rising where the journalist Frank West survived the zombie filled town of ‘Willamette’ to spread the truth about the walking bags of shit. Then we had the prequel demo of Case Zero to slot in nicely between them like a hot dog in a bun, oops pardon! So strap on

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Halo Reach Review – Just a little Rub or a good old Reach around?

Published by in Reviews on October 11th, 2010

Halo ReachBungie – MicrosoftXbox 360 Here we go again, more Halo, more hype, more sycophant followers, and more assholes online than in second life. Welcome to Reach! If you’re already a Halo head then chances are you have splashed the cash on this already but for those that are Halo haters, I say to you – read on brethren and perhaps we can change your mind… unlikely, but perhaps! So let’s get into it like a two dollar whore zipping up the spandex, lashing on the cheap perfume and guzzling STD medicine, to see if we can sell you an

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F1 2010

Published by in Reviews on October 9th, 2010

F1 2010Codemasters XBox360PS3PC Download Ok petrol heads so here I am, stuck in the Dungeon of Reaper Towers left alone with the new F1 game, so does it live up to the hype? The short answer is O hell ya it does… and then some! F1 2010 has been brought to us by Codemasters, who also brought us TOCA – Grid and Dirt series, so you would bet your left nut that F1 2010 is going to be good and you would be right… great news for your left nut, eh! So let’s empty the bladders, zip up the fireproof

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SpiderMan: Shattered Dimensions

SpiderMan:Shattered DimensionsMarvel/Activision/BeenoxXbox 360PS3PCWiiPSP Ok web slingers here we go with the latest instalment from the folks at Marvel and Activision/Beenox. That’s right, one of comics most exploited characters is back on our screens in this little dimension hopping adventure. So let’s put on the tight latex suit and standard face coverings so we can swing right into it… No, not the Gimp suit! The Spidy suit, all four of em! Spidy has made a balls of things by mistakenly creating four dimensions, this accident sets off your quadrupole adventure of webbed mayhem. The objective of the game is to search

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Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Review

Published by in Reviews on September 23rd, 2010

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero DLCXbox 360Capcom Case Zero is the prequel to the upcoming zombie smasher ‘Dead Rising 2’ from our crazy friends in Capcom. In this DLC you get to take control of Chuck Greene, a man with a past in motor cross who has a big dilemma. His Daughter Kathy has been bitten by a dead meat sack while escaping Las Vegas, to make things worse Chuck decides to stop for a pee or whatever in a little shitville town gas station. Things soon go tits up when the truck with all the precious, pricy ‘zombrex’, a

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Splinter Cell Conviction – Demo Impressions. Worth the Hype?

Published by in Reviews on April 1st, 2010

Splinter Cell – Conviction Demo Xbox 360 Well, Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Conviction is released on the 16th of April (2010) which is only a few weeks away and the demo has been available for free on Xbox live for awhile and as always my first comment is this… play the god-dammed game demo for yourself, it’s the best way to Judge a game! If your too lazy or don’t have access to the demo then this one’s for you. The newest Splinter Cell: Conviction is the fifth tale (not including the PSP title ‘Essentials’) of Sam Fisher and possibly

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Dantes Inferno – The Review.

Published by in Reviews on March 1st, 2010

Dantes Inferno EA, Visceral Games, Xbox 360, PS3, PC There has been a bolloc load of hype around this hack n slasher prior to release and a bit of a hate campaign after, so with all the marketing and media surrounding this title it is fair to say that the essential truth about Dante’s inferno has been lost in the mix and that is – Does it suck like a 20 stone midget on a milkshake or is it the angelic blood fest we want it to be? After playing the demo I was not impressed and felt very let

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