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Video Games: The cause of our problems, or just another handy scapegoat.

Published by in Rant on August 20th, 2011

After the recent events in England, I decided not to do a tribute to piece but instead have a rant about a subject that really gets under my skin. So excuse me for a moment while I get my soapbox ready. Right I’m all set: When England was plunged into anarchy and chaos it was only a matter of time before the grey brigade went looking for a scapegoat to blame it all on. After all, it has nothing to do with the worldwide recession, the lack of jobs, or the fact that it is just scumbags running wild. Oh

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A Tribute to Role Playing Games…

Published by in Rant on July 29th, 2011

  “Nightfall, and as the three moons rise above the clouds and ascend into their place in the heavens, their eyrie blue light casts its shine onto the land below. Shadows come alive and dance in their power and the hunters wake from there slumber, readying themselves for the feast ahead. Coming through the great wood are a group of hooded figures there torches burning bright in the darkness that surrounds them . They are on a mission. Although they have never travelled this part of the kings road before, there are secure in the knowledge that their friendship will

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Doc’s Top Five – Most Overrated Games of All Time

Think you know games? Think you can rattle off some of the best games ever made? Well so did I, or at least until I thought about it. Turns out I’m nothing but a pinhead and everything I know is more wrong than a transsexual, hermaphrodite walrus getting down to some Onanism while a Grandmother sits in the same room knitting it a scarf. Yes, all those “classic” games are nothing more than over hyped, over priced fugazis, made by shrivelled-pea-sized hearted swine and whores. Here’s what I think are just a handful of the most overrated games of all

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Online Gamers – F**k You in the Eye!

Published by in Rant on April 21st, 2011

There was a time when online gaming was but a dream for the little pimply, hairy handed gamers but in the last decade it has taken off like a hedgehog on fire and became a huge multimillion dollar business that appeals to a mass audience, from teens to the golden oldies, everybody knows about online gaming. It has influenced mobile media, IT industries and social networking in general, even to the point that you could debatably blame the likes of ‘face book’ and ‘twitter’ on growing from its success. And yet, it is a relatively new and evolving concept. Like

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Grow a pair – Your a gamer!!

Lab Notes; Whores, Swine and Pinkos or Closet Gaming and Getting the Goodies. – by Doc R.I live a rather sheltered life here in among the dungeons and catacombs of Reaper Towers, left alone by the Management to pursue my work and experiments as I see fit (as long as all chanting and Banshee wailing is finish by 10:30, as the Management needs its beauty sleep.) My raven, Colin, arrived this morning with the latest parchments and communications clasped in her beak, the usual stuff in the main, a bill from Warlocks Workshops informing me the balance on my account

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What Should you buy – Xbox 360 or PS3 Slim?

Published by in Rant on October 4th, 2009

Time to get serious, who deserves your hard earned dosh tucked into their underpants, Microsoft or Sony? So, let’s look at the pros and cons of what’s on offer and then I‘ll do my best to give you a personal judgement, it will be like an episode of Americas next top Hooker… The Sony PS3, one fat momma when released but it has been to the gym and lost its big ass, hello sexy ‘Slim’! Its due for al pig out with a 250GB hard drive but it has mostly stayed the same as before from a functional perspective. It

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Theres no ‘Gay’ in ‘Gaming’….

Published by in Rant on August 13th, 2009

Aw, geez… here we go… There are reports lately of Thinkb4YouSpeak.com doing a campaign on the Gay’s being targeted in gaming… boo, hoo! Don’t get me wrong, I believe that everyone has the right to be and do whatever the hell they want to do, even if it does involve latex and a plunger. If their not hurting anyone else then… go for it!! That said, I’m also sick of hearing about ‘Gay’ topics in gaming. Truth is that the Gay community has a habit of hijacking topics and events that have nothing to do with their ideology. The St.

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Star Wars – TFU – Ultimate Sith Edition. Rip Off?

Published by in Rant on July 29th, 2009

Why do game companies so often treat their loyal fan base like used whores? Sound it a bit extreme… I suppose it is, but now that I have your attention I shall explain myself a bit better… Star Wars – The force unleashed is getting two more brilliant looking levels (Hot Tatooine and cold Hoth) to add to the latest one (Jedi Temple). This is fab news of course, I am personally salivating at the idea of handing over my hard earned cash for these tasty morsels of lightsaber action and delighted to see that the game was getting good

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