The original LTR didnt leave any real room for a sequel but what’s this? Despite having his head melted by acid and then mildly caved in, Chromeskull is still slashing and stabbing for his massive pay-for-view audience. “What audience” you’re probably asking “I’ve never heard of this crap” And with good reason! It’s not very good. But in the movie the Chromeskull character, as part of his contrived sub-mortal kombat character design, has a webcam fixed to one shoulder..he’s a bit Web 2.0 innit. I’ll not bore you with the plot, needless to say there are lots of people getting horribly stabbed by an assortment of serrated blades and knifey things.
It always leaves me a bit cold to use the word “franchise” regarding movies but its what they are. But for every Mcdonalds-sized Nightmare on Elm Street there’s a failed Subway ripoff only selling stale bread filled with fermented ostrich shite… That’s Left for Dead for you. Still hungry? As you can see from my painstakingly illustrated HIERARCHY OF HORROR chart below, LFD is definitely a bit of a bottom dweller, and I can’t see a third in the franchise, despite some suspiciously decent reviews from otherwise reliable online sources.