It’s mutiny I tells ya!! A bunch of ballbag Gorillas walked into Reaper Towers and started flashing the cash at my staff. They wanted my gang for a new gaming website – the cheek! I just knew my loyal crew would not desert me – boy was I wrong! They all ran out the door with their pockets stuffed full of dosh, even knocked me down and left foot prints on my back – Feckers. So now its just me sitting here in this cold castle, shivering, lonely and with no one to give me a foot rub. Needless to say I’m going to have to make a few changes to the site, so keep an eye out for that.
And what of these smelly Gorillas you ask? Well apparently they are from a new website called GAMERILLAZ. Whoop-de-do. I had a look at this ‘site’… its pretty good unfortunately and they seem to know their shit – stupid apes. I think they might have stolen a few of my ideas along with my team. I hope they are all very happy there together – NOT! They’ll be back, when they get sick of the big bucks, glamor and properly run setup – Oh they will be back! Damned dirty apes!!