Ezio is going on holiday – he is hitting the middle east for a spot of sunbathing and general revelry. He has packed all his bombs and knives as he expects the authorities to dislike his European ways. The Italian stallion doesn’t like to take off his kit unless he is getting fresh with a chick, so there’s no need for his swimming speedos. Rubbers don’t exist yet, so some holiday STDs are a given. He may miss the pizzas and fine vino but there will be plenty of other things for him to focus on – like not getting
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