Check out the ‘Two Best Friends’ video of some Duke Nukem action form Machinama – Funny Stuff!!
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Xbox 360 – PS3 – PC Did you ever wait ages to take a dump and then finally do a great big splasher that brought tears of relief to your bowels? Well that’s what Duke Nukem Forever was supposed to be like. After over a decade in the making I think we all felt some surprise and relief that someone finally picked up the torch and tried to squeeze out this big chunk of messy delight… unfortunately it would appear that it is more of a drippy, runny, unpleasant gunge. I really appreciate what Randy Pitchford and Gearbox set out
As another E3 bonanza zooms by and fades into the distance like a fat bloke hearing of a half price burger deal at McDonalds, we pause for thought, make our list of pre-order titles and work out which of our organs we’ll have to sell to get enough cash together for all these goodies. Sadly, for most of the E3 titles on display this week, we’ll have to wait sometime for, so why not check out some of the cheapest deals on some of the best titles this week. Duke Nukem Forever; at Amazon UK Xbox – £34.70/$56.79/39.07 Euro PS3 – £34.70/$56.79/39.07 Euro PC – £26.99/$44.17/30.39 Euro
We’re giving you something a little different this week with a round up of the cheapest prices on pre-release titles coming in the near future. So sit back and check out some of the best ways to spend the early part of the summer. Hunted: The Demon’s Forge; at Gamestation Release Date; 3rd June 2011 Xbox 360 and PS3 – £32.99/$54.41/38.11 Euro PC – £24.99/$41.21/28.87 Euro Promising to deliver all the thrills and spills of a modern day shooter, Bethesda’s Hunted: TDF, puts you and your gaming partner in control of the ranged weapons expert E’lara or the sword wielding
Me and Duke are good buddies, have been for many years. We often go shooting up the town, popping some caps in aliens asses and then hang out in strip joints afterwards, we might even rent a holiday home together next summer… but for the rest of you unprivileged mortals who don’t know the great Duke’y then wrap you face orbs around this vid and learn some history in preparation for June 10th(Global) or 14th(USA) – That right! – I said ‘Learn’. Demo hits June 3rd – but only for pre-order and Duke Club members – That’s Right!! – I
Check out the new ‘Shrinkage’ trailer below to see Duke turned into a dildo sized mini muscle with guns of pissing lead. Have to say, the more immature this game gets the more I want to play it!! Hail to the king baby!
Poo, Shit, Crap, Feces – its smelly, dirty and an unpleasant necessity of being a meat based lifeforms, plus it is terrible in a sandwich, but it can also be very funny! As you will see in the trailer below Duke is looking to paint the town brown with a great big turd – Class eh! Cant wait to see what achievement there is for this – ‘Pass the poo’ – ‘Toss the Turd’ or maybe ‘Crap in the City’. I hope Dirty Duke washes his hands after this little shit-romp, what next eh – ‘two girls and a Cuppa
We’ll, Mr. Duke Nukem is no stranger to a bit of smutty behaviour and as ya will see in the vid below, this tradition is set to continue into the future… yay!! It may be immature, it may be ignorant and it may be sexist… but hell if it ain’t funny. Enjoy!