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Grud!! The original Dredd movie was one third good,  two thirds absolute bollocks. The good? Mean Machine, the costumes and sets, that ABC warrior…thing.  Bollocks? Well, everything else. This is one reboot that is genuinely justified, as we’re still waiting for a film adaptation that captures even a fraction of the black humour and subversive drama of the original comic strip. Here are some pics something nicked off empire. Can’t say I’m too impressed, but the fact that Alex Garland is writing the script gives me some hope, and Karl Urban as Dredd…well at least he wont have the movie-raping

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Assassin’s Creed Embers – Ezio’s life Reflection – and End?.

Published by in News on July 26th, 2011

Poor old Ezio, he had his family murdered, lost the girl he loved and was sentenced to a life of danger. That said, her did get laid – ALLOT!! Every cloud eh! ‘Embers’ is to be a twenty minute short animated film that is set after ‘Revelations’, so ya best play the game first to avoid spoilers. Check out the trailer below that is now being used as a pro-mo for the coming AC Revelations. It would appear that Ezio settles down and has at least one kid to carry on the family name and he is always looking over

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‘Gears of War’ movie to be like ‘Cloverfield’

Published by in Uncategorized on December 8th, 2009

So apparently, film producer Wyck Godfrey has been revealing details on the upcoming ”Gears of War” movie. In an interview with ‘MakingOf‘, he says the following: “The hard part is to make it into something that doesn’t feel like a world torn asunder and people just in battle. I think we really want to focus on the idea of a world that’s running well and then it’s Emergence Day. Kind of make it impactful and immediate and like what those 48 hours are as people survive Emergence Day,” said Godfrey. “It’s more like Cloverfield or something like that because trying to

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The Sims – The Horror!!!

Published by in News on November 4th, 2009

Great piss take on the Sims from the lads at college humour…

Assassins Creed 2 – Lineage Movie Part 1

Published by in News on October 27th, 2009

Sweet! It’s here – the Assassins Creed Lineage short movie! Part one is now up and ready to watch on the AC2 YouTube channel… but you may watch it from right here. Enjoy, it is quality!!!

Assassins Creed 2 – The Movie!

Published by in News on October 20th, 2009

That’s right kiddies, there is going to be a AC2 Movie… several in fact! I’m not talking Steven Spielberg here, just a series of promotional episodes done in live action and CGI combined. The first is due on October 27th (2009) and shall be available on YouTube, so they are free… yay! They are calling this set ‘Assassin’s Creed: Lineage’ and it is being developed by Ubisoft’s ‘Hybride Technologies’ studio, responsible in part for 300 and Sin City, so its in good hands. The story will focus on Ezio’s family and past events that will lead up to the opening

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Published by in Uncategorized on September 30th, 2009

Eurgh! More bad babies! This one has had a fair bit of hype, and the director has been mooted as a protege of Eli roth. What..? Thats a recommendation? After an accident and a traumatic birth, the main character – dont know here name and couldnt be bothered finding out, that’s what IMDB is for- has a seemingly normal baby. But it aint. Its a wrong un. It’s not happy with milk. Its needs something more….so the distraught mother goes to various lengths to pacify this vampiric twat of a baby. She tries cow blood, siphoned off from frozen meat

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The Gene Generation – like the Matrix, except cheap and retarded

Published by in Uncategorized on September 30th, 2009

Bai Ling’s breasts. Alright, now lets move onto the bad points. This is a sci-fi adaptation of an obscure comic (sorry, GRAPHIC NOVEL) which seems to be a william gibson-derived cyberpunk (hate that word but my vocabulary doesnt have any other words to describe “vaguely blade-runnery, grimy dystopian future setting”) The rather fetching Bai Ling is an assassin hunting down DNA-thieves or summat, despite the fact that she seems to ignore the stealth approach and strides around looking like a intergalactic raver in goth boots and hot pants – god forbid we have a slightly overweight moon-faced female killer with

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