Must be nice to bounce around like Oprah’s boobs… well now you can with some smart booties! Check out the vid below for some sexy footwear that will save you from a hundred foot drop. Paris Hilton should give it a go… without the boots…
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Check out this nice and funny lil TV spot for Portal 2, it features those two retarded but likable robots, that said they make C3-PO and R2D2 look like a right pair of rusty old bolts. The T-1000 however has nothing to worry about. Of course this Laural and Hardy styled duo will be our hosts for the co-op/multiplayer portion of P2 so ya best get used to shining their helmets… oops pardon!
Gabe Newell is a king among gamers! For those that dont know who he is, he is head of Valve and the big kahoona of Half Life and all its spin offs, including Left 4 Dead, Portal and of course the Steam platform. He is also so wealthy that Forbs.com have done a special article on him which you can and should read here – Forbes.com Gabe and Valve have always done their best to give fans what they want along with caring about the quality of their games and not just knocking em out like a horny monkey… or
Ok, this shit is the bomb!Portal 2 will be cross compatible online between the PC and PS3, Yep! A PS3 owner will now be able to play and chat with a PC player online. Ain’t that great?! But it gets better because if you get Portal 2 on the PS3 (Currently – April 21st, 2011) you will get the PC version free with it… yep, free! Ya hear that Microsoft?? It’s all made possible through ‘Steam’ Valve’s game market place and general game platform. Once ya reg up on steam you can slip between platforms to play the game as
There have been lots of attempts to do a Half Life movie by independent film makers and so far they have been pretty good, here is another one – ‘Beyond Black Mesa’. It also looks brill, if perhaps a lil rough on the acting. It was done on a budget of $1,200, over two years. That’s pretty good going and with it gaining notice at film festivals this could end up in the cinema… Yay! Just keep the Hollywood fat cats away from it all!!Our HL hero is nowhere to be seen though – Where is Gordon when ya need
Zombies, zombies everywhere and not a one to screw! Yep, more brainless meat sacks for ya. Left 4 Dead 1&2 DLC – ‘The Sacrifice’ is nearly here for us, coming on October 5th and you can watch the preview below. Looks like Bill is truly fooked! But you can make that decision for yourself when you play it. The Sacrifice will be free for PC and Mac players but will be 560msp on the Xbox, which sucks shriveled up zombie balls! That said, Id sell my zombified granny to play it. Enjoy!
Left 4 Dead is probably one of the best frantic paced zombie based games ever and a dammed good shooter in its own right! Valve have been very consistent with their DLC and this time we are getting something to please both L4D1 and L4D2 fans. As all us Dead Heads know poor Bill bought the farm in the series as it stands… but you can change all that and decide for yourself which of the original four end up as zombie chowder in ‘The Sacrifice’. It tells the story of how the old meet the new hero’s and all
Sweet baby Jesus, I love Valve! They can do no wrong. Portal was feckin great, Portal 2 looks feckin greater, and now they have a Co-Op mode, all that is left to do is dip the game in gold and perfection is achieved!! Check out the trailer for this mode below, looks like a robot ‘Dumb and Dumber’ thing going on. They must workout!!